My Girl, Whom I’ve Helped Grow, Is Rock-Solid!

[Girlfriend to raise + objects become human + totally unhinged + witty banter + bro, you smell so good + memes + lighthearted comedy + cozy everyday life + romance + one heroine]

My name is Ai Wen. Not long ago, my house was blown up.

The things my mother left me were burned to ashes, too.

I thought my life was about to turn completely bleak.

Then an unprecedented meteor shower brought that damaged keepsake back to life.

She... came alive???

And turned into a beautiful shut-in who loves wearing baggy clothes, eating teddy bear cookies, and binge-watching anime, shows, and games???

The only catch is that she's a bit ditzy, with the intelligence of a ten-year-old at most. So I started raising her, taking on the roles of both mom and dad.

With one more person to support at home, I thought my future looked bleak, until I noticed that my luck seemed to have gotten a lot better!

It's just that the bad luck I run into gets more bizarre every time...

Watching a meteor shower on the roof, only to run into a couple looking to get busy outdoors?

One quick call, and I report them from start to finish!

A brat crashes into my car and starts acting all high and mighty?

A good beating with a stick will do! I'll beat him until he's howling!

The brat's parents try to use their status to intimidate me?

Hey, what a coincidence! I've got connections! He's not that important, just the son of the owner of a big company.

At the same time, he discovers just how absurdly powerful his girlfriend, whom he's been raising, really is.

She twists a metal bar thrown by a thug into a pretzel, catches a bluefin tuna with one hand, and tosses a 400-kilogram brown bear around like a teddy bear!

Ai Wen is completely floored.

My sweet wife is just learning the ropes, yet she can lift mountains with her strength... or something?