I’m Already Crazy, So Why Should I Fear a Little Green Tea?

[A ridiculous, irreverent, unstoppable-talking female villain × a sharp-tongued, devoted, secretly tender male lead who spoils her rotten] On her first day in the hospital, everyone knows that Room 308 has admitted a lunatic who claims she’s a “villain who transmigrated into a book.” When the rival heiress comes to her room to perform a white-lotus act of crying, while actually mocking her to the hilt, how does she handle it? I just yank out my IV and use it as a water gun, spraying her. “As long as I live, the likes of you will remain concubines!” The CEO male lead rushes in, panicking, and finds me tying a bow with the hospital gown around her. After a long silence, he pulls out his phone. “Can we get a VIP annual plan for the psychiatric ward?”