I'm a Monk, but I Have a Whole Harem

Come on, everyone, sing along with me: The little monk went down the mountain to fetch water. The old monk told him, “Women down below are tigers. Whatever you do, don't go near them.” Sure, women may be tigers, but she's a tigress, a female one. And females can give birth to tiger cubs, so she could have a little tiger cub of her own.