Cultivating Immortality in a Fridge: The Foolish System Traps Me from the Start

Cultivating Immortality with a Fridge: From the Start, a Ridiculous System Has Me in a Fix Xiao Ming is sucked into the Ghost Realm by a refrigerator and bound to an unreliable System. “Host, your beginner quest: subdue Sadako and earn ‘Anti-Hair-Loss Ghost Hair Tonic’!” “Sadako crawls out of the TV? System, my TV has a curved screen!” The System freezes for three seconds. “...Please wipe the screen clean with a rag, Host.” Xiao Ming is forced to take on absurd quests: help a starving ghost find its lost buns, or tie a bow tie on a hanged ghost. He hasn’t seen a single beautiful female ghost, but he is being chased by Meng Po, whom the System’s previous host left owing money for soup. “Conquer beautiful female ghosts? System, wasn’t your previous host called Wei Xiaobao?” The System flickers. “...A romantic debt left by the previous host has been detected. Emergency quest: escape the battlefield of jealous lovers!”