Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, Why Does Your Uncle Beat You Every Day?

Name: Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, Why Does Your Uncle Beat You Every Day?
Author: Listen to Miduo

四合院：傻柱，你大爷咋天天揍你

by Listen to Miduo (听米多)

Status: Completed
Length: 517k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 11mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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I woke up in the world of Love in the Courtyard as the “early-dead” uncle of Silly Zhu!

Right from the start, I got bound to the [Ding! God-Tier National Defense Support System activated!]. This unbelievable fortune had landed right in my lap! I’d never even been back to the courtyard? No problem! Silly Zhu’s father entrusted his two children to me on his deathbed. As a veteran of the national defense forces, I had to take responsibility!

I went off to serve in the army when I was young and never returned to the courtyard. Before Silly Zhu’s father died, he wrote to say that he was leaving his two children in my care. I heard Silly Zhu was an excellent cook, so I took him to work as a cook for the national defense forces. No more bleeding himself dry for the courtyard. Before I knew it, I’d become a legend.

Qin Huairu: “What are we supposed to do if you leave?”

Silly Zhu: “My home’s here. I’ll still come back. The food in the national defense forces is so much better, and Maigeng and the others will get to eat even better food.”

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