The apocalypse was coming, and I was ruthlessly abandoned at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau by my scumbag girlfriend.
In despair, I picked up a dirty stray dog.
I wanted to stutter it, but I turned around and it swallowed the whole zombie in one bite!
Only then did I realize that this clingy and coquettish little thing was actually the most ferocious beast in ancient times - Taotie!
Others are struggling to survive in the apocalypse, but I am busy hoarding supplies for Taotie.
While others break their heads just for a bite, my glutton can swallow an army of mutants by opening his mouth!
When my former scumbag girlfriend knelt in front of me and begged me to take her in, my "puppy" just lazily licked his paws with a fierce look in his eyes.
My pet can only be bullied by me!
