[Reader advisory: This novel contains a lot of heavily altered content.]
Fu Yanjie suddenly put the Nine-Tails in a chokehold, making all of Konoha tremble. Who could have guessed that this transmigrator with the Nara Clan name had just swallowed a Mangekyō Sharingan and was now fiddling with it like a collectible figurine?
Who else gets it, guys? This gacha System is basically confirmed cheating! The Shadow-Shadow Fruit turns the training ground into a shadowy murder-mystery game, making even the Fourth Hokage’s Flying Thunder God technique feel like getting lost in a maze. The Munch-Munch Fruit is even more ridiculous: a Rasengan is like a gummy candy in his mouth, and digesting Tailed Beast Chakra is as easy as drinking an energy drink.
The night Orochimaru made his move, the Third Hokage was still working through his techniques when Fu Yanjie flashed in and swallowed the Impure World Reincarnation coffin. Chewing on fragments of the First Hokage’s Wood Release, he mocked them furiously: “Your immortality buff is nothing but an appetizer to me!” He went on a rampage against the Akatsuki, swallowing Deidara’s C4 bombs like fireworks and crushing Pain’s black rods, which instantly gave him a bloody Hidden Rain Village skin!
Obito took off his mask and cosplayed as Madara, only to get bundled up and tossed into a shadow dimension the next second. By the time Fu Yanjie climbed onto the Hokage Rock atop his Susanoo, the treaty presented by the Five Kage was still stained with his not-quite-cleaned “medals of achievement.”
“The rules of the shinobi world?” He grinned wickedly and licked his lips. Behind him, his shadow transformed in an instant into a giant sky screen. “From today on, I’m the one chewing up the rules!”
