Three Kingdoms: I Transmigrate as Sun Quan and Make the Qiao Sisters Weep with My Ultimate Moves

He woke up to find he had transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and become Sun Quan. With a System at his side, he could earn miraculous items by shocking people.

Cao Cao was stunned. “Wasn’t I just... Why are there suddenly black plants all around me, towering like ancient trees... I must be dreaming!”

Liu Bei was terrified. “Second Brother, Third Brother, I’m telling the truth. There really is something strange in your sister-in-law’s room!”

Lü Bu smiled ingratiatingly. “Prime Minister, could I trade my Red Hare for your Maybach?”

Zhuge Liang was furious. “Your Majesty, I’ve devoted myself to the kingdom, but you can’t work me like an ox or a horse! Not even for more money, unless... you give me another device for laying bricks.”

Diao Chan blushed. “Your Majesty, how am I doing with this squat dance?”

The Qiao sisters huddled in a corner, crying in fright, then shouted angrily, “I can’t believe you’re that kind of person!”