The five-star dad hadn't even entered his first tomb before a little dumpling from “the Seven-Star Lu Palace” completely shattered his composure. The little girl came with a spirit spring arsenal, and specialized in scaring tomb zombies to tears and turning passageways into food streets.
Official synopsis:
Everyone thought Wu Xie's first trip to the Seven-Star Lu Palace would involve only the Bottle-Imposter, Fatty, and Third Uncle.
But the moment the coffin was opened, what crawled out wasn't a blood corpse, but a five-and-a-half-year-old girl as soft and round as a glutinous rice ball
She called Wu Xie “Daddy” as soon as she opened her mouth, slapped the blood corpse into “chopped chili tomb-zongzi,” and even turned the coffin fluid into coconut milk. From then on, the tomb-raiding world had a few ironclad rules:
1. Don't mess with Wu Xie when you see him: his daughter can pilot a Gundam.
2. Don't kneel when you see Zhang Qiling: his daughter will kneel first, and it would be impolite not to follow suit.
3. Don't try to haggle with Black Glasses: his daughter builds with gold bars.
4. Don't compliment Xie Yuchen on his looks: his daughter will draw you as a flower fairy.
