Before the five-star nanny laid his first grave, he was first wiped out by a noodle dumpling from "in front of the Qixing Lu Palace" - and the noodle dumpling had its own Lingquan arsenal, which specialized in scaring the rice dumplings into tears and turning the tomb passage into a food street.
Formal introduction:
Everyone thought that Wu Xie's first trip to Qixing Lu Palace was only for Menyou Ping, Fatty and Third Uncle.
As a result, when the coffin was opened, what climbed out of the coffin was not a bloody corpse, but a five-and-a-half-year-old little girl who looked like a glutinous rice dumpling——
She opened her mouth and called Wu Xie "Dad", patted the bloody corpse into "chopped pepper rice dumplings" with her backhand, and turned the coffin fluid into coconut milk flavor. Since then, there has been an iron rule in the world of tomb robbing:
1. Don't mess with Wu Xie when you see him—his daughter can fly a Gundam.
2. Don't kneel down when you see Zhang Qiling - his daughter kneels down first, it would be inappropriate for you not to kneel down.
3. Don't count money when you see a blind man—his daughter uses gold bars to build building blocks.
4. Don't praise Yuchen's beauty - his daughter will paint you like a flower fairy.
