The Young Lady Has Arrived! The Entire Court Is Here to Gossip with Me!

Su Tiantian, a wealthy young woman in the modern world, is suddenly transported into the body of the youngest daughter of a senior judicial official. She’s also bound to a gossip System. Her parents dote on her, and all three of her older brothers are hopelessly protective of their little sister. She really hit the jackpot when it came to being born into a good family. She hasn’t even had time to settle in when an imperial edict ordering a selection of consorts lands in her lap. Well, she might as well pack her things and go through the motions at the palace. At the selection ceremony, the System broadcasts some explosive news on the spot: [Big scoop! Why have none of the emperor’s three thousand beauties made a peep? There’s only one explanation: he’s impotent!] Su Tiantian can’t help herself. Her gaze shoots toward the throne, her eyes clearly saying, “Ohhh, I get it now.” The emperor: “...” What’s with that look, girl? I should have her dragged out and executed! [By the way, Host, the more gossip you uncover, the more gossip points you earn. You can trade them for all kinds of treasures, including the “Manly Might Pill”!] Su Tiantian: “Manly might? I don’t need that!” The emperor: “I do!” For the sake of his masculine pride and future happiness, the emperor looks at Su Tiantian, swallows his rage, and forces out, “She’s hired!” The selection results are in: Bad news: She’s been chosen! Good news: She hasn’t become a consort! Bad news: The emperor has appointed her as his diarist! She not only has to sit in on court sessions, but also has to chase after him after work to write down his daily activities! Su Tiantian, the wage slave, reports for duty in tears. On her first day at court, Su Tiantian excitedly uncovers another juicy secret: [Breaking! The emperor’s only son is actually the Minister of Rites’ child!] After court, the emperor dismisses everyone else and brings out a box of glittering gold ingots. “My dear Su... about that ‘Manly Might Pill’... I’m willing to pay handsomely for it. Do you happen to have any left?”