[Universal system + mind reading + daily comedy + male and female double cleansing + non-palace fighting + long-term love]
"Your Majesty, my concubine's loyal words are offensive to my ears. If you insist on welcoming that oiran into the palace as your concubine, I will cut off my black hair in your imperial study now, immediately, and commit suicide to apologize to the late emperor! -"
Gu Qing'er, the most dazzling oiran of Huayue Tower, is pregnant. The emperor was overjoyed and wanted to bring Gu Qing'er into the palace and make her the noble concubine Lan.
The empress threatened to die. In front of the emperor, she cut off her hair, cut her wrists, and smashed her head against the wall.
After Su Zhaozhao woke up.
Ding——
[Congratulations to the host for activating the universal system]
[Unlock the 'read your heart' function]
[The host can selectively read the target's voice, not limited to humans, animals, and plants.
The emperor's voice (the emperor is not the male protagonist):
"Why doesn't she persist? Maybe I won't be so determined to welcome the oiran back to the palace——"
"Ah! The queen won't stop correcting the memorial for me when she gets angry, right?"
"Then I have to stay up all night reviewing memorials, and my hands cramp up while reviewing them?"
"Ah! What if the queen is so angry that she doesn't want to go to court for me?"
"Then how can I sleep in?——"
Su Zhaozhao:......
Qin's doctor said: "If you don't apply anesthesia powder to give the queen stitches, won't the queen scream in pain?"
"Last month I picked out a pimple on Concubine Shu. She clamored to apply hemp powder, but I refused righteously."
"Concubine Shu looked like she was sick. She was crying so hard that she couldn't breathe. She said she wanted the emperor to punish me!"
"The Queen is worthy of being the most heroic among the ladies in the harem!"
Su Zhaozhao:......
She just wants to show off, okay?
A masterpiece of love, my dears, come on
So funny, I look forward to watching it.