Let’s get this straight: I, Gu Miaomiao, have been possessed, but not completely.
The good news: I’ve got a medical sage from ancient times in my head, with unparalleled medical skills!
The bad news: He’s an old fossil from the late Qing, sharp-tongued and a neat freak, and he’s always forcing me to practice traditional Chinese medicine!
All I wanted was a perm. The old man said, “Have you no shame? Hair is the excess of the blood. How could you damage it?” Then he took control of my hands and prescribed himself a whole stack of hair-growth and blood-nourishing remedies.
All the village girls: “Miaomiao, your hair is so beautiful!”
All I wanted was to talk to a handsome young man. The old man said, “This fellow is deficient in kidney qi and has the mark of a womanizer. He’s no good for you!” Then he made me announce in front of everyone that the guy had an insatiable sex drive.
After that, every young man in the village steered clear of me...
All I wanted was to look down on traditional Chinese medicine and go along with everyone else in praising Western medicine. The old man said, “You unworthy descendant! You’re disgracing our family’s reputation!” Then he controlled me all night as I wrote a hundred thousand words on traditional Chinese medical theory, stunning the entire medical world!
Everyone: “...Wait, how can some village girl do all that?!”
Me, in tears: “I really don’t want to be a miracle doctor. I just want to be a happy, silly beauty in the 1980s!”
“Three hundred meters ahead, that Lu fellow’s old injury has flared up. His yang energy is blocked. If he’s not treated, he’ll be crippled!”
Gu Miaomiao: “I’m just an innocent girl passing by!”
But the old man took control of her again, making her stop Lu Yichen, the icy man with an imposing presence.
At first, Lu Yichen looked at her sharply. “Comrade, we mustn’t indulge in feudal superstition.”
Later, gazing at his leg, healed as good as new, his eyes gradually grew heated. “Miaomiao, what else is there about you that I don’t know?”
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, really good-looking
It looked pretty good at first, but what happened later was that I had already seen the man surnamed Lu before, and had treated him for cold poison. But later on, I felt like I had seen him for the first time, and it was a mess.
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