Others Cultivate Immortality, I Just Make Trouble: I Make Fairies Lose Their Cool and Ascend to Immortality

Cao Jin transmigrates into Qingyun Sect as its lowliest outer disciple. Just after a genius senior brother publicly mocks him, saying, “You’ll never reach the third Qi Refining level in your whole life,” the [Emotion System] suddenly blares: “Absorb other people’s emotions to exchange for cultivation and mystery boxes. The stronger the emotion, the more Emotion Points you get!”

To build up his first batch of Emotion Points, he tosses a can of pickled herring into the dining hall while his fellow disciples are eating, raking in over a thousand points on the spot.

Even when an Immortal Venerable who has been in seclusion for three hundred years gives a lecture, Cao Jin dares to sidle up and ask softly, “Immortal Venerable, the patches on your robe are thicker than the soles of my shoes. How about I sew you a new one?” The furious Immortal Venerable sweeps his sleeve and shatters three halls, earning Cao Jin: “Absorbed ‘Rage + Shock’ points: +100,000!”

From then on, Cao Jin lets loose completely: he gives sword cultivators chipped blades, hands pill cultivators moldy herbs, and even dares to throw a can of pickled herring into the Demon Realm’s Holy Maiden’s bath, shouting, “Does the spirit spring still smell good?”

Later, the immortals and demons of all three realms gather and wail, “Don’t let Cao Jin come over! We can’t get a moment’s peace when that kid’s around!”

Cao Jin munches on a spirit fruit and shrugs, with immortal maidens and Immortal Venerables chasing after him to beat him up: “Can’t be helped. I’m just here for the laughs!”