Help! What do I do if a beautiful girl from another world summons me as a hero? Please answer ASAP, it’s urgent!
I’m Ye Yuan, a world-ending specialist and part-time napper. I never imagined I’d get summoned by some “starter village” by accident.
The System I’m bound to is called “Salvation Pact,” and the mission is to “save the world.” My teammates are the standard trio: a saintess, a knight, and a mage.
The script seems fine.
The problem is… I’M THE FINAL BOSS!
And so, the whole world’s genre starts to go off the rails.
Purify the monsters? No thanks. I’ll just gobble up the monsters and the land beneath them. Crunchy!
Overthrow the tyrant? Too much trouble. Wouldn’t it be more fun to lock the tyrant and his loyal ministers in a room and let them play Werewolf?
Fight the evil god? That’s hilarious. Isn’t that thing just my emergency rations?
The three heroines are starting to look at me pretty strangely, too…
“Lord Ye Yuan, please! Could you try saving the world properly for once?”
“No, unless you tell me a bedtime story first.”
Can this world ever get any better? I doubt it.
