Reborn!: I Don't Really Get You Vongola Guys

[Katekyo Hitman Reborn! fanfiction + everyone’s favorite + Mary Sue + an endless supply of one-sided crushes + heaps of personal headcanon + heroine who plays the pig to eat the tiger]

It turns out that a life that was too good in your previous life can come back to haunt you.

Chaozi, reborn hundreds of years later, thinks about the weight of those words every day.

Her older brother from her previous life has a great-great-great-grandson who is her older brother in this life. He has a ruthless baby tutor and a group of strange, disaster-level guardians who are basically a demolition crew.

Every day, Chaozi is either complaining about them or getting ready to complain about them.

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One day, the Tenth Vongola Boss realizes that his little sister looks remarkably like one of their ancestors.

Chaozi (smiling): “You’ve got the wrong person, Tsuna. I’m not close with the Vongola.”

Tsuna: “If you’re going to play dumb, at least make it convincing!”

[Reader’s Guide]

1. The pairing hasn’t been decided. I’ll leave it to fate and write whichever character I dream about. Feel free to pick your favorite, and I may write separate routes depending on how things go.

2. The heroine plays the pig to eat the tiger. Very harem-esque ending.

3. As the blurb says, G’s younger sister is reborn as Tsuna’s younger sister. The heroine is a local, not someone who transmigrated. Mary Sue, everyone’s favorite, no logic. Read at your own risk if that bothers you.

4. OOC warning: Hibari is only gentle around the heroine. Just blame it on her protagonist halo (not really).

5. Anime and manga settings are mixed together. I’ll note which in the author’s comments.