Lin Xiaofan just wants to retire. He opened a little teahouse in Jiangnan, where he can munch on melon seeds, listen to gossip, and put on a frail act between coughs. Life is sweet. That is, until he brings home a blood-soaked man radiating murderous intent on a rainy night. His quiet life starts to go off the rails
The tea leaves he casually tosses away are mistaken for an unparalleled formation;
His exasperated “Maybe next time” is taken as a test from a mighty expert;
Even his weak, breathless coughs are interpreted as the prelude to a thunderous rage!
Rumor has it that the owner of the Forget Worries Teahouse is a scheming mastermind who can predict every move and whose martial arts are unfathomable!
Lin Xiaofan: ??? I'm not! I didn't! Don't make things up! I'm just sick!
Behind him, the silent guard he'd picked up wordlessly tightens his grip on his blade.
The crowd, in awe: “Got it! That's the big boss's weapon!”
Watching the rumors grow more and more absurd, and glancing at the “guard” beside him, who clearly isn't ordinary, Lin Xiaofan finally sighs.
Well, if that's what you all think... maybe I can play the part of a mighty expert?
A frail, beautiful teahouse owner gong x a silent, loyal guard shou. A hilarious martial-world legend sparked by everyone's wild imaginations!
Ahhhhhhh, the introduction will punish everyone who doesn't read it seriously, my cp is reversed 🤦
The author's writing style has a classical charm and is very Jianghu style. Just looking at the catalog, I feel that this book has a lot of cultural heritage, and it is actually in the style of ancient Zhanghui style!!!