My wife and I have been together for ten years and have grown into a wealthy family, but she teamed up with her parents to steal thousands of anti-cancer medicines from me.
Looking at the empty safe, I smiled and pressed the alarm button.
Since you like stealing, then steal as much as you can - and sit through the jail!
However, when my mother-in-law cried and begged for mercy, I slowly revealed my trump card:
"I forgot to tell you that this medicine... Is fake."
