[Unhinged + Mostly Comedy + Overpowered Cheat + Slightly Yandere + Cute Pets + Not a Saint + Not Brain-Dead + Decisive and Ruthless + Pure Romance]
In the year 1314 of the Dawn Era, a “lunatic in a comedian's disguise” appeared in the Awakened Realm.
As a kid, he dragged his adorable coal-ball pet around to dig up poisonous toads for toys.
He stuffed chunks of ice into people's beds, then stubbornly claimed he was “training them to withstand the cold.”
He gave people wild chrysanthemums for their birthdays, cooked with raw green beans, and made tea eggs so undercooked they were practically raw.
His little sister knew skipping breakfast would give her a stomachache, but stubbornly yelled, “You're forgetting your roots!”
In high school, he nearly “blew up” the whole school.
The System in his head shouted every day: “That slightly yandere girl chasing you is straining her voice so hard it's about to smoke!”
This guy had so many cheats he could crush a villain with them, and he was even more sinister and unhinged than the villains. Some villain dares come near him? Heh heh heh...
[10,000 words a day! A mountain of chapters in reserve, after-sales support guaranteed, completion guaranteed, no botched endings. The author is writing to pay off debts, so if updates stop, yell ‘Dad!’ Rest assured, and enjoy!!!]
