In his last life, Han Li rose with a sword; in this life, all he has left is a second-hand eDonkey, millions of dollars in debt, and no mortgage payments.
The mortal Han Li changed the four-piece set for cultivating immortality into the four-piece set for counterattack:
Tao - Protect your wife and children from the hot bed;
Law - Risks are controllable and within one's means;
Technique - Jiugong calculation discount, Qimen game to break PUA;
Device - supermarket ledger + half-price pork ribs coupon.
Three steps to becoming a god:
1. Refusing to perform during the live broadcast and backhand blocking Green Tea Yuanyao;
2. Qi Men brought goods and sold out 100,000 catties of oranges in three hours;
3. Open the "Mohui Trap Avoidance Club" into a chain and teach the whole community to resist harvesting leeks.
In one year and three months, the debt was cleared; in two years, the eDonkey was replaced with a pickup truck; in three years, the entire building was purchased and converted into a fireworks apartment with "firewood, rice, oil and salt".
At the end of the rainy night, after moving the ribs, Mo Caihuan handed over towels and hung her daughter's neck.
He looked up and saw the number above his head jumped from -999 to +10086.
He didn't become an immortal, but he became a god in the fireworks of the human world.
