Eight Years of Qi Refining, and I Pick Up an Old Sword God from the Start

While everyone else cultivates bitterly, he eats to his heart's content. While others brave danger, he tears the place apart. Killing monsters earns experience, and his cultivation rockets upward with no bottlenecks. A powerful enemy attacks? Old Mo says, “Young master, stand back and watch this old man elegantly (not at all) demonstrate the Ear-Picking Sword Technique!” A fairy throws herself at him? Lin Xiaoyao says, “Hold on, let's sign an agreement first. Don't come looking for me if you change your mind later!” The sect bullies them? The master-and-servant duo launches straight into a battle of sharp tongues, dishing out both physical and magical attacks to put every troublemaker in their place!