Fellow Daoist, Want to Get a Membership Card?

[The System Runs Away + Subversive Fantasy + Lighthearted Comedy]

Others crush their enemies with cultivation. He makes his fortune by talking his way through life.

He transmigrates to the cultivation world, but what can he do if he can't cultivate?

The “strongest divine artifact” Wang Buhuan gets turns out to be... a rattle drum?

He takes on a ten-year-old disciple with the build of a brawny man, then nearly gets killed by that same disciple.

He planned to get rich by bluffing, but accidentally became a legendary figure in the cultivation world.

As he points his rattle drum at the entire cultivation world, he asks, “Fellow Daoist, would you like to sign up for a membership card?”