[One-on-One, Both Pure + Light Ensemble Cast + Everyone’s Unhinged but Purely in Love + Transmigrate Into a Book and Turn the Tables]
Sang Nianwan, a 21st-century office worker, is on her nth iced Americano when fate kicks her into an old-school xianxia Mary Sue novel that was abandoned mid-serial. The good news: it’s a everyone-loves-the-heroine story. The bad news: the heroine is that white-lotus girl, while Sang Nianwan is the vicious supporting character whom the author deliberately made brainless. She spends the early chapters doing all kinds of OOXX with the second male lead, then gets dismembered by him in revenge later on. A true disposable character!
System: Sweetie, our recommendation is that you just lie flat~
Sang Nianwan: Lie flat? I’m going to clear this hell-level run on my own two feet!
And just like that, the cultivation world’s priorities change
While everyone else is competing for heavenly treasures, she’s chasing underworld KPIs!
Then, on her 108th attempt, she sets her sights on Xie Wuqian, who cultivates the Heartless Dao, is a would-be wife-killer, and has the highest combat power in the whole book.
System screams: Have you lost your mind? Winning him over is harder than getting a monk to break his vows!
Sang Nianwan, pulling out her notebook: Based on all these years of reading novels, men like him seem abstinent on the surface, but really...
(Suddenly, a sword is pressed to her throat.)
Xie Wuqian, eyes icy: But really what?
Sang Nianwan, instantly cowed but still talking tough: But really... he’d make a good bodyguard!
Xie Wuqian, crushing the glass cup in his hand: You’re only allowed to flirt with me.
Sang Nianwan, staring at the glass shards all over the floor: ...Um, actually, I want to go home?
Xie Wuqian, smiling: The entire Demon Realm is our home, Wanwan.
Sang Nianwan: ...Help! Why is this Heartless Dao guy going dark?!
Can Sang Nianwan, who’s once again dancing on the brink of death today, make it home alive?
