My System Is Crazy

When others travel to another world, they either bring their own Long Aotian template, or bind to the serious system and work hard to upgrade. Lin Dian is different. At the beginning, he pinched his system's light ball with his bare hands and renamed it "Little Belladonna" without authorization. The way he parachuted into the capital was to land on his face in a fountain, and the background music was the scolding of the city guards and the exclamations of the onlookers. His novice skill is [100% empty-handed catch (against others)] - a strange passive that relies on metaphysics for triggering and taunting for effect. His initial identity was that of a first-level wanted criminal with a bounty of up to ten gold coins. As a result, the style of the Kingdom of Elvia has gone astray. In the serious interrogation room, he enthusiastically instructs the priest on how to make bean paste filling for communion wafers; in front of the sacred church square, he tries to organize square dance teaching for the unemployed; in the gloomy sewer, he is protested by the industry union because of excessive dredging efficiency; He can tell the most outrageous lies with the most sincere expressions and solve the most difficult crises in the most absurd ways. He is the unsolved mystery of "the coexistence of holiness and madness" in the eyes of the high-ranking priests of the temple, the source of chaos in the "unpredictable behavior" reported by the captain of the city guard, and the typical "danger" whose risk rating in the system's Little Belladonna database has skyrocketed. In this regard, Lin Dian himself said: "I am just an ordinary sage who pursues an interesting life. Little Belladonna, record the world's