Luo Qianqian, the most beautiful woman in the world of cultivation, broke off her engagement in public and called me a loser who is not good enough for her? While the audience burst into laughter, I calmly took out the marriage certificate left by my ancestors and said, "Sorry, this was signed with your great-grandmother. You are not qualified." "I can choose any unmarried daughter from the fifth generation of the Luo family!" Looking at her pale face, I pointed at the little loli eating melon seeds in the audience: "She is the one." The little Loli threw the melon seeds and blinked her big eyes: "But I'm here to destroy your whole family?"
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With a marriage contract, I married a foodie loli who kept talking about "exterminating the family". She punched the golden elixir monk to pieces and swallowed the ancient poison array in one gulp, but she acted coquettishly with me for the candied haws on a stick. And when the mastermind behind the scenes emerged, the secrets above the starry sky were revealed... Only then did I realize that my "family-killing lady" seemed to have a big background? ——Fellow Taoist, stay! This wave of anti-routine operations is absolutely exciting!
"Madam, please let me go before you destroy the family. Don't you think this candied haws is delicious?"
"My wife is not very smart. Apart from destroying the family, she only recognizes Chi and me."
"I wanted to break off the engagement in a low-key manner, but the engagement was upgraded directly, and I became the ancestor of the opposite party!"