Transmigrated as the Chongzhen Emperor, I Become the Eunuch Faction's Chief

I open my eyes and find myself transformed into the Chongzhen Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, with a “Chief Eunuch Faction Leader Training System” bound to me. Looking at the self-righteous faces of the officials filling the court, I slam the table and declare, “Wei Zhongxian stays. Everyone else, court is dismissed!” The Donglin Party members’ expressions crumble in an instant, while Wei Zhongxian himself is so terrified that he collapses to his knees. Just as I’m congratulating myself, the System suddenly announces: “First-stage mission: Get Wei Zhongxian to praise your looks. Reward: Increase the emperor’s height by three centimeters...”