[Rewards and rebates, metaphysics live broadcast, funny jokes]
The ancient Celestial Master Gu Miao traveled through modern times and was accidentally bound to the live broadcast rebate system.
A reward of one yuan will result in a rebate of 100 yuan; a reward of 10,000 yuan will result in a rebate of one million yuan!
Gu Miao used mystical skills to open the most underworld live broadcast room on the Internet, and lived a crazy life to reach the pinnacle of life.
Fans want to see explicit dancing?
Well, she picked up a dead body and made it dance!
Just asking you if it's explicit enough!
The atheist rich man was on the live broadcast. Gu Miao calculated with his fingers that his grandma was going to suffer a catastrophe when she was 120 years old.
The rich man angrily scolded the Death Stick, saying that his wife had been gone for thirty years, how could there still be a catastrophe?
Gu Miao: Did you send your Tai Nai's ashes into space? Tomorrow the spaceship will lose control and all the ashes will be scattered. There will be too much rain in the sky. Just remember to stay away.
Rich Man:?
Audience:?
The next day, the spaceship lost control and the ashes were scattered. The rich lady was furious and ran up to pester the whole family, asking them to go down to accompany her. The scared rich man begged Gu Miao to solve the problem, and the live broadcast room wildly rewarded the rocket to reach the top of the list.
Gu Miao's savings skyrocketed, and she suddenly realized that she was the daughter of a wealthy family, but she was already richer than the wealthy family!
Identity as the daughter of a wealthy family? No one cares!
She is a wealthy person!
A noble prince of the Shen family: "What about me? Don't you care too? I've been chasing you for two lifetimes..."
Gu Miao: "..."
Rival, if you don't explain it clearly, I really thought you wanted to hunt me down for the rest of your life!
Reader comments
? Nothing was said, why did it end so suddenly?
Why is it over? [I'm about to cry] It's not enough.
? Nothing was said, why did it end so suddenly?
Why is it over? [I'm about to cry] It's not enough.
Encourage me, the other half looks good