I'm Not Zhang Fei, and You're Not Wu Song

And so, a bizarre scene unfolded at the banquet: Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, A Zhe, and Wu Song raised their cups together, calling themselves “The Five Sworn Brothers of the Peach Garden.” Zhang Fei counted on his fingers. “Eldest Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, that's me, Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother... Why's the order so messed up?” A Zhe whispered to Wu Song, “Constable Wu, I'm sorry you have to put up with this...”