I Helped the Emperor with Evictions in Ancient Times

[Hilarious, utterly ridiculous, and insanely satisfying] Reborn as an abandoned concubine in the cold palace, I’m ordered by the emperor to kneel and lick the noble consort’s feet? I clap back by dumping the foot-washing water over his head! The military-industrial System activates, and in three minutes I blow a hole through the palace wall. “Your Majesty, what should I demolish next? The Palace of Heavenly Purity or the Hall of Mental Cultivation? Labor and materials included!” The northern tribes invade? I take command and lead the troops! I bombard their royal court and turn the barbarian king’s skull into a drinking cup! A vassal prince rebels? I warp my armored vehicle right into the middle of his army and capture the commander alive. “Come back with me to tear down the dragon throne. Food and lodging included!” Half a year later, I’ve fought my way across the land and am about to ascend the throne when my dead ex-husband lazily raises an eyebrow from the dragon throne. “My beloved consort, I flattened the empire with nukes. I’ll send you 50 as a bride price. How about we go halves on this throne?” #TheMostPowerfulDemolitionCrewInHistory #NukeLevelExHusbandProposesOnline #TheEntireCourtIsMyConstructionCrew