When I opened my eyes, I became the 18th-tier bastard blacklisted by the entire Internet, and I was participating in a live broadcast of a survival variety show.
The top male god Jiang Yu handed over the mission props with a fake smile.
The hot search keywords flashed through my mind instantly: [# was having affairs with multiple women at the same time and was found to have broken up#]
"I'll go! Can you be the King of the Sea if you look like this?" He blurted out from his heart.
The live broadcast room exploded instantly, and barrages flooded the screen like crazy: "??? Who is talking?!"
Jiang Yu's face turned as green as a banana leaf in the rainforest.
To make matters worse, I found that the entire entertainment industry could hear my voice——
The actress had just finished showing off her wealthy marriage, and I felt sorry in my heart: "What a pity, the sponsor's dad just complimented your wife on her nice feet last night..."
The top-notch Xiaohua marketed the dedicated character, and I complained in my heart: "Using eight stand-ins for filming is also called dedicated?"
Until one day, I was thinking crazily to the aloof actor Shen Yan: "This bridge of nose, this collarbone... Who would be so mesmerized if I rip off my shirt!"
In the close-up of the camera, the tip of the actor Shen's ears turned red, and he asked in a hoarse voice: "Do you... Want to try it yourself?"
When I thought life was all about eating melons and lying down to win, I found myself becoming the ultimate target of the melon fields.
