The King of Cultivation World: I became the CEO of my sect by fishing for KPIs
Lin Zhou, PM Lin Zhou, who had just endured a cerebral hemorrhage from Dachang 996, opened his eyes and transformed into an outer disciple of the "Wasteland Miscellaneous Spiritual Roots" in the world of cultivation. Others inhaled spiritual energy like drinking milk tea, while he inhaled spiritual energy like pumping cement with a needle. At the end of the month, he had to meet the death KPI of "1000 spiritual energy value".
While others were practicing in seclusion, he was squatting in a hut to fish for spiritual treasures; others were robbing them of resources and beaten to death, so he engaged in "cross-sect grouping" to make a profit; others relied on talent to show off, so he treated the Excel Gantt chart as an "ancient formation chart", held a fishing tea party as a "sect strategy meeting", and used big factory routines to turn the world of cultivation into a workplace variety show.
"Senior Brother Lin, the genius Zhao Hao is teasing you again!"
Lin Zhou took out the spiritual energy record sheet: "He rolled it for 8 hours and sucked 800 points. I drew it for 3 hours and sucked 600 points. In terms of efficiency, he lost."
"Sect Master, Tianyan Sect wants to monopolize the teleportation array!"
Lin Zhou backhandedly promoted "group sharing": "20% off during non-peak hours, let them take the air."
Until the immortal world came to pick him up for ascension, Lin Zhou saw the banner "Annual Ascension KPI: 100 Little Immortals" hanging in the heaven, and ran away on the spot: "Farewell! Wouldn't it be nice for me to be the Patriarch of Fishing in the world of cultivation?"
Everyone in the world of cultivation knows that the most ruthless scroll king is not a genius with extraordinary talents, but Lin Zhou, who uses "catching fish" as a secret to cultivation - after all, who can refuse the joy of "surpassing KPIs even while lying down, and becoming a big boss even if you are just lying down"?