The Little Junior Sister Cheats and Swindles, and the Cultivation World Goes Crazy!

[Lighthearted and hilarious + wish fulfillment + a touch of ensemble cast + slightly slower pace]

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Xi becomes a penniless little beggar and gets bound to a rip-off fortune-telling System that only works if you pay up?

Lin Xi isn't worried at all!

Professional skills, honest scams, swindling young and old alike!

--Fellow Daoist from the Demon Cult, let me read your fortune. Is your spiritual energy sluggish and your cultivation bottleneck hard to break?

How about a "Breakthrough Pill"? It usually costs 1,800, but since fate brought you here today, it's just 998!

--Fellow Daoist from the Sword Sect, let me read your fortune. Are your magical treasures outdated and underpowered?

Try our "Blessing and Tempering Service"! Just 3,000 spirit stones!

--Fellow Daoist from the Body Sect, let me read your fortune. Are you missing a cultivation partner?

Join "Cultivation World's Matchmakers"! We have tons of lovely ladies from the Hehuan Sect, and we'll find you a match. The introduction fee is only 5,000 spirit stones!

What? You say the pills are just candy? That's because your spiritual root is too poor to absorb them!

What? You say your magical treasure became more brittle after we tempered it? That's because you're using it wrong!

What? You say your cultivation partner is a plant? You just haven't met the right person yet!

From then on,

a guide called "How to Avoid Scams" quietly spreads through all the major sects of the cultivation world. Its cover bears these words in big vermilion characters: "Guard against fire, theft, and Lin Banxian. If you see that fortune-teller, run! Otherwise, she'll scam the pants right off you!"

#The Cultivation World's Anti-Fraud Center's Most Wanted Promoter#

#Fortune-telling is the side hustle; trickery and scams are the main business#

#Today's topic: How many spirit stones has Lin Banxian scammed you out of?#