(System flow + Dark Journey to the West + workplace survival, no virgin, no licking dog, just survive to the end and you will be the winner!)
When 996 social animal Li Gou traveled through time and became a wild boar demon at the bottom of Langlang Mountain, what was activated turned out to be the "Gou Dao Survival System"!
Bite! It is detected that the remnant soul of Sun Wukong is approaching. Should I spend 100 Gou Dao points to redeem the "Pretending to be dead for thirty years" package? Warn! The Wolf Demon Captain is conducting workplace PUA on you, please activate the "Reverse Painting" skill immediately!
When cleaning the pot, you have to guard against being regarded as braised pork, when fishing, you have to hide from the experience team, and you even have to pretend to be dead - this world of Journey to the West is simply more complicated than working!
Looking at the three skills of "Backstab Counterattack", "Fishing in the Workplace" and "Crisis Warning" on the panel, Li Gou tightened his grip on his tail: "Roll? Who can defeat an old social beast like me!"
From then on, there was a legend in Langlang Mountain: There was a wild boar demon who managed to reach the full level by cleaning pots and catching fish. Even Guanyin had to call him "Brother Gou", and the Jade Emperor had to pass cigarettes to him when he saw it - after all, in the entire Three Realms, he was the only one who knew that the ultimate KPI of the Buddhist scriptures project was to "break Sun Wukong into six parts and sell them for money"!
