Others were rolled up into mummies, but he was paid to squat in a pit and became a saint through the ages!
High energy opening
"Su Yan, do you dare to fish under my nose?"
"Miss Wu, I'm just... Working overtime with my soul."
The empress looked at him sleeping on the recliner and almost pulled out the knife, but silently covered him with a blanket: This man is so damn interesting.
In Yonghui of the Tang Dynasty, Wu Meiniang had not yet proclaimed herself emperor, and Su Yan was just a ninth-grade clerk who had sneaked into the archives.
Bind to the "fishing saint system" - if you are lazy on duty, you can redeem your magical skills: writing in dreams, eloquent, quick farming and mulberry cultivation, crisis intuition...
If caught red-handed, the Tingzhang experience card will be +1.
He originally wanted to survive until he retired, but he was targeted by Wu Meiniang disguised as a palace maid:
"This person looks like a loser, but in fact he breaks every game. Could he be a great talent?"
The two tested each other, covered each other, and worked together to overturn the court KPI:
Locust plague? In his dream, he finished writing the ten strategies to eliminate locusts;
Tired of winning? He spent three hours in the pit to find the real murderer;
The elder called her Si Chen? He wrote a joke into a restaurant nursery rhyme, and the trending trend changed overnight.
If you touch the fish, you will become a "Su Shengren", and if the salted fish turns over, it will become a huge wave.
And she, from Zhaoyi to the Empress, promised him a prosperous age where "everyone in the world can lie down reasonably".
In the court hall, hundreds of officials knelt down and begged to severely punish the officials who fished.
Su Yan leaned against the palace pillar and dozed off, and the system suddenly popped up——
[Ultimate choice: A carefree world or a supreme minister]
He raised his eyes and met the smiling but sharp gaze beside the dragon chair:
Miss Wu, if I choose the third option - touch you away together, how should I write in the history books?
The empress used a little ink and lightly opened her red lips: "Write that I will share the country with him."