Douluo Dalu: Xiao Wu Is Reborn and Smashes Tang San

[Douluo fan fiction + not following the original plot + reborn + seizing opportunities + sweeping across Douluo Dalu]

In a classroom at Notting Academy, Xiao Wu raises her hand to ask, “Master, based on your theories, if the father’s Martial Soul is the Clear Sky Hammer and the mother’s Martial Soul is a rabbit, could their child have the Clear Sky Hammer Martial Soul and the Light Goddess Butterfly as Twin Martial Souls?” Yu Xiaogang replies, “That’s definitely impossible.”

Xiao Wu finds a Blue Silver Grass with golden flecks on its blue leaves behind a mountain waterfall.

“I’ve never tasted Blue Silver Emperor before.”

“Slurp.”

A chef from the Heaven Dou Imperial Family’s kitchens comes to ask, “Your Highness, the Crown Princess, what would you like us to make for dinner?”

Xiao Wu says, “Just make me a plate of Blue Silver Grass with garlic sauce.”

Xiao Wu says, “Sea God, don’t you like watching livestreams? You dare watch my deadbeat husband? I’ll kill you, you bastard.”

(The story differs a lot from the original, so please don’t hold it against me!) And there’s no male lead. You know what I mean.

Fast-paced.