The Apocalypse Is Here? Don't Panic, I'll Make Zombies My Minions

[Apocalypse] [System] [Evolution and Leveling Up] [Goofy Male Lead] [Lighthearted Comedy]

Hao Ren: "Ahhh!"

"It hurts, it hurts! Go easy!"

"Ahhh! Yamete!"

Massage parlor owner: "Oh, man, your kidneys are a little weak."

Hao Ren: "That's the kidney acupoint? Boss, did you skip lunch? I can barely feel anything!"

(The boss presses a little harder.)

"Ahhh! Kimochi!"

Hao Ren passed out in bliss...

When he woke up again, the world had been turned upside down.

A virus had broken out, zombies ran rampant, the earth was scarred, and the streets were littered with severed limbs.

Hao Ren: "Are they filming a movie?"

(A little cutie lunges at him.)

"Holy crap! Hey, miss, you're not my type. Don't bite me!"

Little Cutie: "..."

[Ding! The Host is in mortal danger. The Henchman Recruitment and Evolution System is binding automatically.]

Hao Ren: "This is great! Is it a System? I'm saved!"

[Binding progress: 1%, 2%, 3%...]

"What the hell, this thing's a scam! It loads one percent at a time!"

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