Building the Qing Dynasty with Ruyi

After Wulanara Ruyi kicked the bucket, she opened her eyes and found herself reborn on the eve of the selection in Empresses in the Palace!

Confident that she was back at the peak of her powers, she immediately launched into a deranged campaign of making a scene at every turn. Convinced she was born with irresistible charm, she puckered her lips and tried to seduce Emperor Yongzheng. She demanded strictness from others while indulging herself, maxing out her double standards, and had her armor permanently welded on as she embroidered ugly boots with such atrocious taste that they spread through all six palaces!

She had planned to crush Zhen Huan, kick Consort Hua, and restore her former glory. Instead, she hit every punchline perfectly and became the Forbidden City’s greatest comedian!

The emperor wants to execute her? Sorry, Empress Chun Yuan is watching over her. Every time Ruyi opens her mouth, she gets dizzy, hiccups, and bursts into tears! She meant to wage palace intrigue and take down her enemies, but ends up relying entirely on supernatural luck to stay alive, acting crazier and funnier with every step and sending the plot of Empresses in the Palace flying a hundred and eight thousand miles off course!

This is pure wish fulfillment. I let myself go a little while writing it, so please accept my apologies in advance.