Fat? Have you eaten your rice? I weigh 300 pounds and wear the Tang Dynasty. The emperor loves this!
Are you laughing at me for being fat? A dish of braised pork to win over the Sacred Heart!
Call me stupid? Thirty-six strategies will fool you around!
Poison? Competing for favor? Palace fight? Sorry, in front of absolute quality (weight) and wisdom (modern brain), they are all scum!
Watch how the fat girl conquers the harem, trains the emperor to be a loyal dog, gets rid of all her love rivals, and finally becomes the mother-in-law of the world!
[The fat concubine goes to war, but not a blade of grass grows!
