Lu Xiaofan is reborn one month before the apocalypse arrives. Before he can even burst into tears, he's smacked by something called the “Multiverse Safehouse Management System.” The System sounds as cheerful as a health supplement salesperson: “Hey there! Bind yourself to me and untold riches... I mean, a chance to survive, will come right to your door!”
And so begins the most absurd apocalypse survival story in history.
While others gnaw on tree bark in the freezing snow, Lu Xiaofan enjoys hot pot made with top-grade magical beasts from another world in a luxury safehouse. While others fight until they're bloody over a single loaf of bread, he trades a case of instant noodles to an elder from the cultivation world for a Foundation Establishment Pill, uses AA batteries to “charge” a magical girl's wand, and has to stop his own pet beast, a zombie dog with what seems to be husky blood, from crawling through a dimensional portal like it's a doggy door.
The safehouse gradually upgrades into an interdimensional transit hub, attracting all sorts of eccentric customers: an orc chieftain wants anti-inflammatory medicine, a wasteland mercenary wants to buy solar power banks in bulk, and an ancient prince wants to trade gold for high-yield potato seeds... Lu Xiaofan scratches his head. “So am I... an apocalypse landlord and a small-time owner of a multiverse general store?”
But the apocalypse isn't all laughs. Danger is quietly closing in. The mysterious origin of the apocalypse, powerful enemies watching from the sidelines, and secrets hidden within the System begin to emerge.
See how Lu Xiaofan powers up with his wisecracks and gets rich through interdimensional trade, turning his safehouse into a beacon linking countless worlds amid the dangers of the apocalypse, and writing an unconventional, pulse-pounding legend!
