Alien civilization is threatening us, and the global live broadcast forces me to sign an Earth transfer agreement!
With a backhand, I called the national security hotline: "Hello, I want to hand over the earth!"
From then on, the entire Dragon Kingdom went crazy for me——
The military cleared the Bird's Nest, and the engineers built an interstellar stage within 72 hours;
The top stars cried and begged to dance with me, and the academician group called in tears;
The alien was so angry that the hull of the ship cracked: "Humans don't have martial ethics!"
And I just want to ask: "Who arranged the seats so far apart for my school beauty's tablemate?"
[Apocalypse + Divine Power + Entertainment + Patriotism + Anti-Routine]
