I was reborn in the body of a good-for-nothing boy and forced to bind myself to a “Highway Survival” System. I thought I'd have to survive in the wilderness in a serious story, but the very first mission was to be a stray dog's simp. Even more ridiculous, the System's shop only sells dog food in every flavor and bizarre novelty items. I gritted my teeth and completed the mission, only to unexpectedly gain the “MAX Canine Affinity” skill. Wait, why are the people chasing me in that luxury car suddenly surrounded by an army of stray dogs?!