Heaven is closed down! Buddha was tricked into becoming a VIP by me
When I woke up and was reincarnated as Zhu Bajie, I looked at the handsome face in the mirror and fell into deep thought. Where's the promised pig-headed human body? The young lady of Gaolaozhuang blushed and insisted on me marrying her! The Seven Fairies secretly gave me flat peaches, and the Spider Spirit abandoned darkness and turned to light for me. I was just getting carried away with myself - Suddenly the Monkey King knelt down on one knee and said, "Master, take me, grandson, to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace again!" What was even more outrageous was that Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheel and called Big Brother, and Erlang Shen took out the Heavenly Defense Map. I gnawed on the watermelon and scratched my head: "What, after overthrowing the Heavenly Court... Can the KPI assessment be cancelled?" In the Lingxiao Hall, Tathagata Buddha suddenly took out his membership card: "For a discount, I will change my job!"
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