
You Want to Slap Me? Be Good, Baby, Sit on My Lap First
扇我?宝宝乖,先坐我腿上来
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- Completed
- Length
- 661k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Youth Sweet Romance
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Super pretty! I kept making my aunt laugh in the middle of the night. I haven't read any school articles for a long time. I accidentally saw this book and added it to my bookshelf first. It turned out to be a treasure. It's very beautiful. When I saw the homepage, it was a new book. It will definitely get better and better in the future. I hope the author will keep reading. I will always accompany you [blowing kiss] [admiration] By the way, I suggest the author add something like "The rating has just come out and will increase in the future" before the introduction. This will be more attractive to readers. After all, some people value ratings more. I was the same before🌚
It's a good read. If you want to read it, come in. I won't say much. The male protagonist is very interesting and the female protagonist is also good. In the early stage, the female protagonist wanted to be with the person she wanted. She got the wrong person, but it doesn't hinder the reading of the book.
Reading guide: 1. Double cleansing! Former campus and then city. 2. In the early stage, the male protagonist self-strategizes. In the middle and later stages, he discovers that he has been played by a good girl, the female protagonist. The frequency of love without going crazy is very high, and there are plots such as forcing love by any means. (The pace of this article is not slow, the male protagonist is raped in more than thirty chapters) 3. In the one or two sentence paragraph review, I saw that some readers reported that the male protagonist was too grumpy. To explain to Pei Gou, firstly, he has known the heroine unilaterally for a long time and knows that she is a good girl. At first, he deliberately wanted to say those words to make her give up chasing him, but later he fell into it; secondly, the baby girl came to chase him and frequently appeared next to him since the first time he took the initiative to strike up a conversation. He has a physical liking for the baby girl. That's why I feel like everything the baby girl does is to seduce him [laughing] (It's also possible that I used a little too much force when I first built him, but I can't say he's trustworthy. In the setting, he is top-notch in terms of family background, appearance, grades, etc. I think he can survive the first ten chapters, and the rest is super exciting) Happy viewing everyone!
The female protagonist is very satisfied after reading it. The female protagonist is not independent and sober. She is excellent, brave and courageous, and is good at fishing. The male protagonist is super love-savvy and self-guided. It is so sweet and not bloody at all. It is just that the female protagonist does not know how to deal with feelings. She has fallen in love with the male protagonist. Not bad, not bad. The female protagonist is good. The male protagonist is good. Everyone is good. They are just shining in their respective fields. Let's become a better person together.
Very beautiful, low self-esteem and chastity are the best dowry for a man. The heroine was a bit of a scumbag in the early stages, playing tricks on people, and I liked it very much. It's just not finished yet. I didn't pay attention when I opened it and thought it was finished. But now the outline has been completed, and there should be a sweet plot behind it. Sorry, I don't like to keep up with updates.
This is the first time I've seen a story about the male protagonist breaking off the female protagonist. It's very interesting. I love watching the male protagonist being tortured. The overall writing is very sour and sweet. There was a misunderstanding and both of them didn't talk. The female protagonist didn't say anything, and the male protagonist knew about the misunderstanding and kept it secret without explaining it clearly. This misunderstanding lasted for many chapters before it ended. The first part was okay, but the second part was so full of abuse that I was not in the mood to read anymore [awkward laugh]
It's super good-looking. This male protagonist is amazing at mastering his love brain. The male protagonist is too abusive. The male protagonist is too miserable. Although it is a female channel and I like cool stories, this is the first time that I feel that the abuse of the male protagonist is too much. The female protagonist is really a bit too much. The male protagonist is very good and has not done anything excessive. Is it necessary to be abused like this just because he likes the female protagonist?
This is my first time watching this type of movie. The heroine likes a girl (her best friend) at first, then helps her best friend to take revenge on the scumbag, and accidentally gets together with the hero (thinking that the hero is the scumbag), haha, the heroine is bent straight, it looks good.
Very nice! I really like the male and female protagonists' pull and pull, the female protagonist's character and the male protagonist's single-mindedness. I just really like the female protagonist who puts herself first. I hope the plot will be more exciting later on. Hehe