JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: A Corner of Heaven

Ivano Zeppeli died while trying to save his cousin, only to come back to life by chance. He was taken in by a vampire who looked a lot like his former bedmate, and was fooled into thinking the man could help him. But after months of brainwashing by the vampire and a priest, Ivano became increasingly certain that the two of them were out of their minds, and angrily escaped.

After fleeing, Ivano went through many strange adventures. As he searched for the Stand Arrows and the Saint's Corpse, he resolved to cling to anyone who could help him and find his way home as soon as possible.

He wanted to see his brother again, the person he loved most.

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“Heaven won't take me back, so either I go home, or I'd rather go to hell.”

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Story arcs involved: JoJo Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, and Steel Ball Run.

Part 6 characters may appear, but its plot won't be followed. Characters from Parts 8 and 9 may also appear.

[The timeline starts with Part 5. Many characters are alive, and the earlier parts will be covered through flashbacks.]

Some characters will die, and some won't. The protagonist doesn't age or die, and his Stand has healing abilities maxed out. He's a lucky guy who's a little spacey.

Warning: the protagonist's relationships with every character are basically younger-man/older-man romances (?)

The protagonist was born with a physical deformity, but has always identified as a man. Steel Ball Run is set in a parallel world, but not a new universe.

This is a very indulgent, totally nonsensical story focused on everyone loving the male protagonist. There are lots of original details, and I can't write fight scenes. If you start reading, assume you have no triggers. If you want to curse me out, please do it quietly.