[Fantasy] [Xianxia] [Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger] [Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger] [Shuangwen] [Dihua] [Drama Queen] [Sweet Pet] [Double Strong]
I, Gu Yunchen, the leader of the righteous path, codenamed "Yan Jun", in order to protect the weak Taoist companions, I am willing to be a medicine jar in the sect.
I, Su Ling'er, the lord of all demons, with the honorific title of "Sky Fox", am willing to be a little crying bag in front of others in order to protect my sick husband.
We were bound by a "Heavenly Lock of Marriage", and we all thought that the other person was a mortal with no power, and acted like crazy every day.
Until——
[I thought it was good luck that the lady fell flat on the ground, and happened to hit the devil with a last hit; but little did I know, that was the only killing point that she found out among billions of possibilities after all her calculations!
[I thought my husband was too stupid to accidentally knock over the elixir and poison the assassin to death; but I didn't know that it was him who used his body as a furnace to refine the forbidden erysipelas that can kill even gods and demons instantly!
[I set up a dragnet, preparing to trap and kill the powerful enemy; but before I could take action, he flattened the enemy and the mountain gate together with one sword!
[I mobilized Ten Thousand Monsters to scare away the hostile sect; but when I did so, she hummed a song that made all the elders of the other party go crazy!
The entire world of cultivators is crazy:
Ancient Demon Lord (collapse): I have traveled through eternity, but I tripped over a "medicine jar" and was slapped away by a "little crying bag"? Is this reasonable?
Righteous Tianjiao (Doubting Life): So, in the eyes of "Yan Jun", the swordsmanship I am proud of is no different from a three-year-old child wielding a wooden stick?
