When Xu Mu woke up, HR was slapping a "Notice of Termination of Labor Contract" on his face.
"Mr. Xu, after comprehensive evaluation, you are not suitable to continue to stay in the company."
He lowered his head and looked at his badge——
[Position: Product Assistant]
[Status: Trial period]
Performance: Bottom
Memories come flooding in:
——I worked overtime until three in the morning last night to write PPT for my colleagues;
——The subway broke down this morning, so I ran two kilometers to check in and was one minute late;
——Just now in the tea room, I thought the CEO's cat was a stray cat and fed it spicy strips.
"Wait a minute," Xu Mu raised his hand, "I can prove that I'm not stupid."
HR raised an eyebrow: "How to prove it?"
He picked up the whiteboard pen and drew a mind map on the whiteboard:
"How to increase DAU by 300% with a budget of 100,000"
Fifteen minutes later, HR looked at the dense data model and swallowed:
"Xu... Mr. Xu, do you want to be directly promoted to product manager?"
Xu Mu smiled shyly: "Don't worry, I want to start with the cleaning aunt."
Colleagues:? ? ?
