After waking up from a night of heavy drinking, Li Dan's head was splitting. Then he noticed a pink icon on his phone that hadn't been there before, with a truly tacky name: “Future Girlfriend App”! He was about to uninstall it when
[Ding! Future Savior System, Version 1.0, binding successful! System sprite “Zero” says hello, you useless Host!]
A cold, mechanical voice exploded inside his head. Did it just insult him?! Before he could react
[Newbie mission: Save the campus belle, Su Qingyue! Countdown: 2 hours and 30 minutes. Failure will result in brain death!]
Huh? Save the campus belle? With… a “psionic bomb” made from salt and a lighter?! Was this System serious?! But when he saw the campus belle with his own eyes, surrounded by eerie black energy and on the brink of death, all his doubts vanished! He steeled himself and rushed into the hospital room, scattering a mysterious “purifying agent.” Then…
[Click! Poof!]
A dazzling blue flame roared to life, devouring the evil in an instant. The hospital room fell quiet again!
[Congratulations, Host, mission complete! Newbie gift pack unlocked! You have obtained one fragment of the formula for future technology, “Gene Optimization Fluid (Beginner Grade)”!]
Going from a good-for-nothing college student who did nothing but eat and wait to die to a savior who turns the tide, Li Dan discovers that this foul-mouthed AI and its seemingly absurd “low-tech inventions” may be the world's only hope!