A New System Every Day! This Is Pure Bliss

Also known as I Win at Life with an Infinite System. The ultimate power fantasy, one male lead, showbiz, technology, business wars, and martial arts. No angst from start to finish. Taking off from the start. I thought picking up a Singing God System was all I needed to turn my life around, but Systems started dropping in one after another like dumplings into a pot. The Tycoon System wired me a hundred million, the Basic Technology System gave me cutting-edge chip tech, the Con Artist System made my rivals sign “unequal treaties,” and the Combat System let me take on ten special forces soldiers at once. Even the Men’s Fashion System can help me win over top-tier stars with my outfits... Wait, when is that cultivation System I wanted going to show up? Anyone there? This is kind of urgent. (Dog meme, typed manually.)