After being reincarnated into a futuristic city, Zhang Lan is still a good-for-nothing. There’s no System, his looks are average, and he comes from the bottom of society. The only thing he has going for him is... something he can play with now and then.
Not even half a cheat ability? How am I supposed to play this game? I want a restart!
“Kid, do you want to become stronger?” Liang Jin looks down at him. “This copy of The Villain’s Guide to Self-Cultivation is a limited edition, and there’s only one!”
...Even a disabled homeless man can humiliate me these days?
“We have an e-book version too! New users get 20% off, and invite a hundred new users to unlock a one-yuan flash sale. Scan the code to order, dear!”
...I’ll scan your code!
“Master, I want to watch that bear-evacuation movie. Can you give me some money...?”
“Xiao Tang, why don’t you watch Animal World with me instead?”
Zhang Lan scratches his head in frustration at the sight before him. Since I can’t be a good person, don’t blame me for becoming a villain!