Others traveled through the Qin Dynasty and were busy rebelling, but Li Yan traveled through the Qin Dynasty to teach Qin Shihuang how to fish - as a result, the Qin Dynasty entered the era of "9 to 5 + hot pot and two days off" eight hundred years ahead of schedule!
During the court meeting, Li Yan dozed off for the 108th time, complaining in his mind: "Burning books to embarrass scholars? Why not use bamboo slips as firewood to save some carbon?"
Ying Zheng, who was sitting on the dragon throne, raised his eyes slightly: Very good, I will send this kid to Lishan Mausoleum tonight to move bricks - and eavesdrop on how to "cut firewood to save carbon".
996 The social beast Li Yan once became the censor of the Qin Dynasty and dreamed of "fishing with salary for three thousand years."
Goldfinger: As long as he complains about the First Emperor within a hundred meters, Ying Zheng can hear it in real time!
——Complaints are useful: Potatoes=magic beans, cement=the art of mending the sky, and they are called "salted fish to protect the country".
——Complaining to death: he called him a "violent Qin pill" and punished him to build the Great Wall, but he turned the Great Wall into a "cement expressway".
The First Emperor was cold and vengeful on the surface, but he was crazy about modern things in his heart; the eldest princess Ying Yinman turned into a "supervisory agent", but was led astray by him to eat barbecue together.
Before the remnants of the Six Nations could rebel, they were first swept into bankruptcy by Li Yan's "Mahjong Diplomacy" and "Hot Pot Peace Treaty".
In the end, Yingzheng abdicated and opened a "fishing teahouse" with his consort Li Yan and the princess's daughter-in-law. The three of them fought against each other to decide who would wash the dishes - Daqin officially entered the "salted fish age"
"Li Aiqing, I want to hear you say bad things about me again today."
Li Yan collapsed: Your Majesty, if you scold me again... You will have to pay more!
——In the next scene, the First Emperor is going to conquer Rome in person to use WiFi. How should Li Yan survive this time?
Ying Zheng (taking notes seriously): "Figure = Terracotta Warriors Blind Box?"
Haha [smile]